do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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