you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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