i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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