My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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