He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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