I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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