dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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