Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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