Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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