How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
