Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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