check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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