So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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