I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Two words: nipple clamps
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