i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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