I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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