I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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