I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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