There was a lot of him and a little penis
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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