Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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