You work out of a Hotel?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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