Your face is a jimmy john
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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