all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Drunk walkin through police station. America
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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