What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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