Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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