Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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