Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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