I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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