Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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