I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
