pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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