Are we in a gay sports bar?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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