East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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