I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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