are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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