Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Be still, my beating vagina.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
