If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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