but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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