i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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