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go home
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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