He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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