i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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