Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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