Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
please don't ironically join a cult
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