Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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