I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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