This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
