did you get engaged???
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
That accounts for only three of the penises
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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