that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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