Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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