A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Randomize
