we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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